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Song: Rita Ora – “Let You Love Me”

When Rita Ora debuted a 100 years ago I wrote her off instantly as a Rihanna-wannabe with no musical identity and having eyebrows that didn’t match her hair. While both of these observations were true, Rita has evolved over the … Continue reading

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Koo HaRa – “Wild”

Former Kara member and wanted criminal domestic abuser Goo Koo HaRa released a new half-a-song called “Wild.” In the video, she serves the type of low-budget experience you’d expect from a YouTuber who normally vlogs about their personal lives while sitting … Continue reading

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Analyzing Solo Spice

Perhaps it is just my own nostalgia getting the best of me, but over the past year (or three) I have grown rather interested in post-breakup careers of former Spice Girls members, also known as the period of ‘Solo Spice.’ … Continue reading

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Beachy Summer Singles

Alvaro Soler –  “La Cintura” Just like his previous smash hit “Sofia” which swept Europe last summer, the equally catchy “La Cintura” is basically doing the same thing. Italy, Germany, Spain, Austria, Switzerland, and Poland are already into it. RedOne … Continue reading

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Stop Ignoring Louisa Johnson

  X Factor UK winner, failed popstar, and former-homophobe Louisa née-Johnson has release two amazing singles in a row yet each does worse than the last, (3 amazing singles if you count Clean Bandit collab “Tears”). She has given us … Continue reading

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Kylie Minogue – “Golden” (Review)

When 101% of your fanbase consists of gay men, going country is going to be divisive. Hilary Duff tried it a few years ago and got dragged, (though we all admit it was a classic smash nowadays), Gaga tried it … Continue reading

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Flopstar’s Top 10 Eurovision 2018 Songs (in no particular order)

Poland: Gromee & Lukas Meijer – “Light Me Up” Eurovision fans rarely like “DJ music.” Give them a diva ballad and they’ll go crazy, but an EDM song that could be played at a festival and they’ll either complain or … Continue reading

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