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Beachy Summer Singles

Alvaro Soler –  “La Cintura” Just like his previous smash hit “Sofia” which swept Europe last summer, the equally catchy “La Cintura” is basically doing the same thing. Italy, Germany, Spain, Austria, Switzerland, and Poland are already into it. RedOne … Continue reading

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Stop Ignoring Louisa Johnson

  X Factor UK winner, failed popstar, and former-homophobe Louisa née-Johnson has release two amazing singles in a row yet each does worse than the last, (3 amazing singles if you count Clean Bandit collab “Tears”). She has given us … Continue reading

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Kylie Minogue – “Golden” (Review)

When 101% of your fanbase consists of gay men, going country is going to be divisive. Hilary Duff tried it a few years ago and got dragged, (though we all admit it was a classic smash nowadays), Gaga tried it … Continue reading

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Flopstar’s Top 10 Eurovision 2018 Songs (in no particular order)

Poland: Gromee & Lukas Meijer – “Light Me Up” Eurovision fans rarely like “DJ music.” Give them a diva ballad and they’ll go crazy, but an EDM song that could be played at a festival and they’ll either complain or … Continue reading

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Tim Schou’s New Major Label Debut “Nirvana”

Until about a week ago, I had totally forgotten about Denmark’s 2011 Eurovision entry, “New Tomorrow” by A Friend in London. It didn’t really register with me back in 2011. Remember, 2011 was nearing the peak of EDM dance pop … Continue reading

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Momoland Plagiarizes Serebro (and Many Others) With Exquisite Results

Former flops turned viral sensations Momoland have started off 2018 with a banger. The song is completely out-of-date with a rehashed dance routine Crayon Pop has used multiple times before, a music video set that is copied directly from Twice’s … Continue reading

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2017 Year End Music List

Margaret – What You Do INNA – Gimme Gimme RuPaul – Call Me Mother Lariss – You Can Lie Monoir & Alexandra Stan – Save The Night Anne-Marie – Ciao Adios RuPaul – Crying on the Dancefloor Tone Damli – … Continue reading

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