Tahiti’s “Phone Number” Really Doesn’t Deserve to Flop

Besides their so-so debut single, I have loved every single Tahiti has released and remain one of their 7 stans world wide. I have no idea which member is which as they change with every comeback, but they still remain underrated. The queens of flop have finally returned from the ashes after releasing that plagiarized “Love Sick” song that was better than the original and the weirdly iconic stalker anthem “Oppa You’re Mine” – both available on their new EP “Fall Into Temptation” – with a new legendary game changing bop called “Phone Number.”

“Phone Number” is a knock off Brave Brothers sexy mid-tempo that is obviously not his work, but it’s still better than your faves (unless your fave actually hired Brave Bro’s to produce them a song). Tahiti serve Xtina vocal runs while stroking their pussies in hot leather pants that are too tight for anyone who has body fat above 2%.

Side note, the creatively named intro to the new EP titled “TAHITI (Intro)” is one of the best intro’s I’ve heard in a long time. What type of slay? Legends better score a top 100 top 70 top 40 hit with this song or else I will seriously hack the MelOn charts à la North Korea/Sony.

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