Monthly Archives: February 2014

SNSD Girls Generation’s “Mr. Mr.” is Shockingly Terrible

My favorite girl band, the glorious Girls Generation, have finally made a comeback with a new mini album titled “Mr. Mr.” One would think this would be a time of celebrating, but alas the entire mini album is terrible. The … Continue reading

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Melodifestivalen 2014: Heat 3 Scores!

Semi-final 4: Örnsköldsvik   1. Alcazar – “Blame It On The Disco” (Place: 1st/2nd, Flopstar Score: 100000/10) The recipe for this instantly iconic art: Take 2 parts wind machine + 5 parts sparkles + an extremely large flying disco ball … Continue reading

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5 Reasons Why Sunmi Is The New Queen Of Pop

With the release of Sunmi’s new Iconic mini album “Full Moon,” I have come up with 5 irrefutable reasons why Lady S is the new queen of pop. 1. Fuchsia hair color looks natural on her. Your argument is invalid. … Continue reading

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STELLAR’s Big Comeback Single “Marionette” is the Epitome of Timeless Art

Iconic flop girlband STELLAR have blessed the world with a new comeback single titled “Marionette,” and it’s truly game changing. The track basically sounds like last years SPICA left-overs, and the concept is your run-of-the-mill sexy concept that’s all the … Continue reading

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Melodifestivalen 2014: Heat 3 Scores!

Semi-final 3: Göteborg   1. Outtrigger – “Echo” (Place: 3rd/4th, Flopstar Score: 1/10) The fact that this was the front runner in this heat, yet it ended up flopping makes me so happy. What a horrible song! I wanted to … Continue reading

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Melodifestivalen 2014: Heat 2 Scores!

Semi-final 2: Linköping   1. J.E.M. – “Love Trigger” (Place: 3rd/4th, Flopstar Score: 8/10) This was basically a knock-off of Will.i.am & Britney Spears “Scream & Shout,” but who I am to complain? It was fun and perfect for the … Continue reading

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Melodifestivalen 2014: Heat 1 Scores!

  Semi-Final 1: Malmö   1. Yohio – “To The End” (Place: 1st/2nd, Flopstar score: 4/10) Last year I sort of liked Yohio’s song if only for the reason that it sounded like a cheap Bon Jovi reject. Yohio’s album … Continue reading

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