Ayumi Hamasaki‘s career is heading into the toilet. I mean, she hasn’t released a physical single in years because she knows #No1Curr about her basic chipmunk singing ass anymore so there is no way it’ll go number 1, and her legacy will be over. She is trying to get out there again though, and this is what we get. “Feel This Love / Mary-Go Round” is her latest double a-side release.
“Feel This Love” is what train wrecks are made of. While Namie has Vogue Japan & Gucci collaborating to bring her videos to life, Ayumi makes a video about a fat white bitch trying to lose weight so that she can look like Ayumi. Okay, I realize Ayu has had so much plastic surgery that she is practically Caucasian now, but even this ending is beyond self-indulgent. And why is she wearing a cheap ass pink mini skirt from JC Penny’s Black Friday sales rack? Girl….
“Mary-Go Round” hasn’t a video yet, but the song is a total wreck as well. Both tracks sound like dusty left overs from back when she sold well, (that was like 15 years ago just so you know). Mid-life crisis? I think so.