Queen of Taiwanese pop music and plastic surgery Jolin Tsai has graced us peasants with a random new theme song for Swarovski called Journey. The track is plucked right out of her recent album Muse, with it’s Kylie Minogue style dance pop structure. Hopefully it will end up on a future album release.
The video finds the songstress looking about as Asian as Jessica Alba, with new facial features from the hands of God’s most talented plastic surgeon and mounds of luscious blond hair. She looks stunning posing in lavish fashions while surrounded by sparkling Swarovski crystals. Girl work it out!