The Dangerous Effects Of Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch”

Britney Spears, the almighty queen of time, space, pop music, homosexuals,’s sagging career, RCA records, X Factor, and the charts has graced us with her new single Work Bitch, and the world will never be the same. The track is a hard hitting, totally floor filling electronic dance track that would work perfectly in a rave or circuit party filled with gays sweating on molly. It’s easily better than fellow poptart first singles from Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Hell, it even makes up for the beyond basic Ooh La La. Boy, will this iconic track help me get my abs into tip-top shape at the gym. In fact, the song is basically about going to the gym and looking hot. “You want a hot body? You better work bitch”, scolds Godney over a blazing EDM beat. This living legend has taken it upon herself to become the new Jillian Michaels in order to whip your fat broke biggest loser asses into shape.
The effects of this brilliant track should not be taken lightly, though. Wigs everywhere have been wrecked, as brought to you directly in this special report. (WARNING: Graphic and disturbing images)
Nicki Minaj’s wig post Work Bitch:
Lady Gaga‘s mermaid wig fell straight onto the floor after the song leaked:
Beyonce‘s assistant moments before Work Bitch leaked, getting her tracks ready:
And post leak, Britney can be seen stomping all over it:
With all this wig/weave destruction going on, what will her iconic Good Morning America performance bring us?
Grade: 10/10

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2 Responses to The Dangerous Effects Of Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch”

  1. Pingback: YOU BETTER WORK BITCH!!!… REALLY HARD. | The Pop Labor

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