Monthly Archives: September 2013

Jessica Mauboy Parties Like A Grandma In “Pop A Bottle (Fill Me Up)”

Queen Prime Minister of Australian pop Jessica Mauboy has released a single called Pop A Bottle (Fill Me Up) from her upcoming album Beautiful today and it’s a bland but pleasant jam. This era is about as colorful as a … Continue reading

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Christopher Crowns Himself The Most Basic Popstar Alive With “Told You So”

Being a basic ass pop bitch in 2013 is hard. There is a lot of competition and a ton of criteria to meet. You have to have a paper thin voice, weakly written hooks, absolutely no innovation, very little personality, … Continue reading

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Union J Remain The Poor-Man’s One Direction With “Beautiful Life”

X Factor flops Union J have always felt like a second rate One Direction. Their first single Carry You flopped, (even with a major movie tie-in), and their new single Beautiful Life won’t change that fate most likely. The track … Continue reading

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Jolin Tsai’s “Journey” Is As Flawless As A Swarovski Crystal

Queen of Taiwanese pop music and plastic surgery Jolin Tsai has graced us peasants with a random new theme song for Swarovski called Journey. The track is plucked right out of her recent album Muse, with it’s Kylie Minogue style … Continue reading

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Tooji “Rebels” Review

Norwegian pop icon and former first last placing Eurovision Song Contest champion Tooji is finally back to the music scene after a two year absence. Rebels is everything one could ask for from the pop singer, with it’s intense EDM … Continue reading

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The Truth About Cher’s New Album “Closer To The Truth” Hurts

Who doesn’t love Cher? She’s hilarious to follow on twitter, and her no-nonsense personality comes across as totally charming. She’s even a fantastic singer, and has a bunch of timeless classics under her belt. But somewhere between the time she … Continue reading

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100 Posts!

I cannot believe I have wasted the time of both myself, and any poor reader who has decided following me was a good idea, with 100 posts of bullshit. But anyone who does follow me, thank you! I didn’t actually … Continue reading

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