New K-pop girl band wASSup have debuted with a “twerking dancehall hip-hop girl band” concept, (ya favs could never), and lives have been destroyed. Now that I am officially part of their fan group, the faceDOWN’s, I am stanning forever for these bootylicious icons.
Their debut single which was creatively titled wASSup, (brilliant icons), has absolutely no influence from dancehall or hip-hop. It’s a hard core pop/dance track that is the epitome of kla$$ with a K. It is reminiscent of After School back in their Diva era days. Trashy and cheap outfits and aren’t necessarily flattering, noisy dance beats and chanting, jumping around in a public sporting area flawlessly, ECT.
wASSup’s twerking skills are on par with the cheapest to rent gogo dancers, and the choreography really doesn’t incorporate anything too sexy into the routine, (though they claim they had to debut on cable since it was too slutty for prime time). Their video is the cheapest thing to come out since, well last week when F-VE DOLLS returned. It’s total ghetto wannabe trash, meaning it’s life changing. They barely dance in the video. It’s 3 minutes of flawless bending over.
When will your favs ever be so elegant and sophisticated? I think it is time we all just give in to this overwhelming amount of talent.