#TBT: Vlad Topalov Decides a Orgy Cannibal Prison Concept Is A Good Idea For “Perfect Criminal”

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Vlad Topalov, (you know, the ~other one~ in Czar SerGOD’s old boyband duo SMASH!!!), is still at his solo career. He has been apparently battled meth addiction on and off for years now, (though his sexiness and flawless skin state otherwise). It’s nice to see him in fighting form in his Perfect Criminal video.
 
The song is a club thumper about a girl who basically plays a guy. The lyrical content isn’t whats important here. The beat will make you want to shake it. End of story.
 
The video on the other hand is an uncomfortable mess. The plot basically unfolds in a prison of men where hot slutty looking models are the prison guards. Vlad sees a poster of Angelina Jolie in his cell, (apparently he’s never noticed it before in his one-room cell?), and finds a secret door behind it. He follows it to a room filled with hot chicks looking for devour him sexually. They rub their hands on him, they lick him multiple times, and touch his privates, and all goes well until one grabs a knife and slices him into a million pieces and cooks him for dinner. (I really hate when cannibalism ruins a fantastic orgy, don’t you?)
 
Besides that nonsensical plot line, (which I honestly think he came up with while high on meth), the choreography in the video is tight, and Vlad’s body (he goes shirtless toward the end) it awesome eye candy. The rubbing scenes are hot, and so are the scenes where he is sweaty and trapped in an air vent. It’s a pretty solidly trashy video.
 
Grade: 7/10
 
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