Monthly Archives: July 2013

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, T-ara’s “Bikini” is the Most Embarrassing of Them All

In a [futile] effort to out do CCM label mate F-VE DOLLS, queens of pop T-ara have released their new digital single Bikini today featuring Divichi and rapper Skull. In short, it’s a hot mess.   The extremely overcrowded song … Continue reading

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P9 Becomes My New Favorite Generic Boy Band (For This Week At Least)

  Boy band from Brazil P9 has released a self titled album this week and I enjoyed it very much. I can honestly say I know very little about this flop boy band. They don’t even have a wikipedia page, … Continue reading

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F-VE DOLLS “Soulmate #1” is FL-WLESS Trash

  CCM and T-ara label mate girl band F-VE DOLLS, (formerly known as 5dolls, which were in turn formerly known as Co-Ed School), have released a total mess music video titled Flawless #1 Soulmate #1.   The song which is … Continue reading

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F(x) Impress With New Album “Pink Tape”

  Like I mentioned in my review for Rum Pum Pum Pum, I have never been an f(x) fan. I find them to be one of the least interesting girl bands in Korea. They aren’t overly talented vocally (nobody in … Continue reading

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Brown Eyed Girls “Kill Bill” Is Almost Everything It Needed To Be

  Brown Eyed Girls have made their comeback with Kill Bill, and after a string of underwhelming tracks it finally seems to put them back on top.   The song seems to incorporate different elements from the film this concept … Continue reading

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TAHITI’s “Love Sick” Rips Off Aly & AJ’s “Potential Breakup Song”; Flawlessness Ensues

  Z-list girl band TAHITI are back with new single Love Sick, and it is the kind of mess that makes my heart skip a beat.   First of all, it blatantly rips off Aly & AJ’s iconic Potential Breakup … Continue reading

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Brown Eyed Girls “Kill Bill” Teaser Is So Iconically Flawless I’m Reviewing It

  I usually wait for full single/album/video releases to review shit, but fuk dat, Brown Eyed Girls Kill Bill video teaser is the most flawless shit of all time.   Let me just start out by saying this shit doesn’t … Continue reading

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